February 29, 2004

  • My capsule review of ‘The Passion of Christ:’

    According to Mel Gibson, there’s a place and a role for each and every sick fuck in the universe, and that’s all OK, because Jesus forgave them.

    I wanted to update this because it’s not as clear as it could be.

    Gibson’s film goes beyond simply saying that you’re forgiven by Christ.

    It says that the sadistic glee with which Jesus’ torturers yank the blades of the cat-o-nine-tails out of his ribcage where they had gotten stuck is part and parcel with salvation. Your salvation.

    Seriously. It’s doctrinally accepted that Jesus knew every aspect of the fate before him when he was hauled out of Gesthemene. Now, thanks to the film, that fate includes insane torturers dancing around in Jesus’ spraying blood, playing their role in our salvation.

    This is one harsh movie, and it reminds me again of that Stark Raving Chandler bumpersticker: “If Jesus died for my paltry sins, I figure he over-reacted.”

Comments (10)

  • That’s “American Christianity.” No responsibilities what-so-ever. Be an asshole. Hate everybody not like you. Claim you love Jesus. Go to heaven. It’s absolutely amazing how the story of Jesus has become one of hatred.

  • Narrator:

    Last I checked Mel Gibson wasn’t American but Australian.

    Secondly he subscribes to a very fundamentalist branch of Catholicism, not some peculiar “American Christianity”.

    Thirdly, what you’ve stated more or less is standard Christian doctrine to my understanding, (i.e. regardless of the sin, those who ACCEPT Christ, are forgiven their sins) not a particularly “Americanized” version.

    Now I’m not a Catholic, or even a Christian for that matter, but if you’ve got a need to throw rocks, at least try and aim at the right house, ok?  Thanks.

  • Actually sejanus, that is not at all Catholic dogma, which is why Gibson had to lie about the Pope liking his film, while he has pitched it squarely at American evangelicals (who have been it’s biggest boosters and defenders, while Catholic clergy has been among the strongest critics). In Catholicism (which I know pretty well), “good works” are the essential requirement. Jesus is accepted automatically as you become part of the church. Catholics do not “discover Jesus in their heart.” They are never “born again.” And there are three vital concepts that “American Christianity” (and I apologize for using it as a generic term, but it is an American invention) has decided to drop: (a) That there are mortal sins, ones that no amount of confession can “solve”, (b) that the totality of one’s life’s works are the measure of your ability to enter “God’s eternal kingdom,” and (c) that to confess a sin is not nearly enough. One must repent, repair, and suffer the earthly consequences (this was the “indulgences” issue that Luther spoke to, in which the Church of that time allowed people to effectively “pay fines” to get out of more serious punishments).

    That’s all a radically different vision of how one “gets to Heaven.” In addition, the “Catholic heaven” is not nearly as exclusive, as many recent Popes have said.

    And as a Catholic, I’m appalled that Gibson claims that faith. He believes, for example, that all Popes since John XXIII have been “imposters put in place by Jews.” He rejects the inclusiveness and outreach to the world that has been essential to the Catholic faith. He picks and chooses his Catholicism in a way that makes Luther appear to be a loyal Church member.

    Catholicism and I have our issues. But it is a difficult, demanding faith that understands that faith changes with human knowledge and human progress. (You won’t find Catholics arguing with evolution or insisting that the world is 6,000 years old – of course Catholics know that the first people to “count back” through the Bible looking for the beginning of time did it 2,000 years ago and -this is odd – came up with the 6,000 year number back then). And you will find that mainstream Catholicism is deeply liberal on most social and economic issues: just as we suppose Jesus would have been.

    Last thing: Catholics know about the crucifixion, we don’t need movies to remind us. Our cross represents it as it was: With a man of peace and justice executed by an imperial power.

  • Narrator:

    Ok…so you don’t dispute that he’s Australian, not American.

    Secondly I can’t tell for sure if you’re suggesting that there are no other Catholics who believe in his particular flavor of it or not, just that his doesn’t jibe with yours.  So are you saying that he is a Lone Kook of a Catholic or that Catholics like him give the Church a bad name?

    Thirdly, do I read you correctly that you are saying that the concept that regardless of the sin, those who ACCEPT Christ, are forgiven their sins is STRICTLY an American add on to the Christian religion?

    Homer:

    I take it from your additions that you changed you mind and went to see the film?

  • I don’t dispute that he’s Australian. He is. He’s not a “lone kook,” but he is not part of the Catholic Church by his own choice. He is part of a small group that believes that the Pope is false and that all changes in the Church since the beginning of the Vatican II process in 1960 are heretical. This isn’t ex-communication: he and his group have walked away from the Roman Catholic Church to create a distinct sect. There’s nothing wrong with that, other Catholics on the “extreme left” have done the same thing (there’s a movement actually called “the American Catholic Church” that is a left-wing separation). But it’s small. And once you do that, my feeling is that you are no longer a “Capital C Catholic.” You’re not part of the “corporate body,” the essential community concept of Catholicism that goes back 1900 years.

    And, essentially, yes. The concept of being “born again in the love of Christ” and that ALONE clearing the slate is a mid-19th Century American invention. Luther, Calvin and others had very different concepts of Church practice, and certainly a different view of the redemption process from Rome, but European Christianity has always had a much less forgiving tint to it. Has always been harder. There’s a trade off, of course. American evangelicals built huge congregations with consistent weekly attendance by preaching what I believe to be an “easy” religion. Church attendance in Europe is virtually non-existent. It’s easy to get people to buy into something that demands no more of anyone than an hour or two of their Sunday morning and a few words.

  • Crazy Horse said it best:  “Today’s a good day to die.”

    And it still is.

  • Interesting, from what I heard and watched most people liked it and was moved by it.  Always nice to hear different opinions.

  • I’m holding out for Passion: Reloaded, in which Jesus smacks down a horde of duplicate Satan constructs in an awesome CGI fung-fu battle.

    “Take, eat – for this is my FIST.”

  • “THE PASSION”: JESUS IN SUB-SPACE

    I first encountered “traditionalist” Catholicism back in the 1970s.

    As a teen, I went shopping for religions, or at least tried to sample
    all the selections before retreating into generalized cynicism. One
    evening I found myself listening to a lecture given by a man I’ll call
    Father Pierre, a fellow who seemed to believe in anything and
    everything — bleeding communion wafers, Our Lady of Fatima, splinters
    of the True Cross, you name it. Everything, that is, except the legacy
    of the Vatican II conference, which had tried to drag the Catholic
    Church into the modern age. The modern age held no charms for Father
    Pierre.

    My attention drifted to the small aviary of young-ish ‘nuns’ who
    flitted about the handsome Father Pierre, tending to his every need.
    “Oh, he’s so spiritual this evening!” one cooed to the other.

    “Yes, yes,” replied her sister. “So spiritual. Filled with power and
    spirit…”

    These gals were gushing. In more ways than one. They practically left
    snail trails on the carpet. (I was hardly surprised to discover, many
    years later, that accusations of ‘impropriety’ swirled around Father
    Pierre.)

    Nothing ushers you into cynicism faster than a youthful encounter with
    the subterranean sexual underpinnings of extreme religiosity.

    Watching Mel Gibson’s well-crafted but unmoving “The Passion of the
    Christ” reminded me of that long-ago evening. My initial fears that
    evangelicals would find this film a potent recruiting device have
    proven groundless. By exposing the psychopathology underlying his
    version of traditionalist Christianity, Gibson has made the worst
    possible argument for his faith.

    “The Passion” strips Jesus of his message, ignores (for the most part)
    both his humanity and his spirituality, and reduces him to a suffering
    cipher. In Gibson’s hands, Jesus becomes the central figure in a work
    of blood-soaked homosexual pornography. This film is a two-hour-long
    BDSM session, with Jesus playing “bottom” for a Jerusalem teeming with
    ruthless gay Doms.

    I do not object to the level of violence. I object, in part, to the
    fact that violence is all this film has to offer, just as sex is all
    that a sex film has to offer. First and foremost, I object to a
    filmmaker so lacking in self-awareness that he cannot admit, either to
    his audience or to himself, the true motives underlying his
    obsessions.

    BDSM explores primeval areas of sexuality and self-worth, and many who
    feel drawn to the imagery of erotic torture can never acknowledge this
    attraction on a conscious level. Mel Gibson, obviously, doesn’t have
    the courage to look into this mirror. However, as Father Pierre’s
    ‘nuns’ taught me, religion can offer an outlet for the repressed and
    unacknowledged side of one’s sexuality.

    Those who’ve read about BDSM, or spoken to anyone involved with the
    lifestyle, will recognize the flagellation scene in “Passion” for what
    it is: A hyperbolized version of the sort of activity that thousands
    of men and women experience in makeshift “dungeons” across the world,
    sometimes even paying for the privilege. The punishment we see on
    screen has little to do with actual Roman justice; forget about the
    traditional 39 lashes administered by bored soldiers just doing their
    jobs. The soldiers onscreen here relish their duties with a flagrantly
    sexual glee.

    In most BDSM scenes, the flogging slowly increases in intensity. The
    session starts with the lighter instruments of torment, then proceeds
    to the heavier, more sanguinary implements. When the “bottom” has
    achieved an altered state of consciousness called “sub-space,” the
    “Top” turns him over to administer flagellation on the more sensitive
    front side of his body. “The Passion” follows this time-honored
    sequence, differing from offerings of fetish pornographers only in the
    quantity of its bloodletting.

    The Roman flagrum, I’ve read, had small bits of metal or animal bone
    embedded into the tails. That’s not good enough for Gibson, who
    provides huge meat hooks which dig deep into the flesh. What we see on
    screen is not just the record of a “normal” BDSM scene; this is a born
    masochist’s vision of the ultimate in submission.

    Before the first time they administer the whip or the cane, Tops are
    admonished to keep all strikes between the shoulder blades, never
    hitting the sensitive sides of the abdomen. Many sadists, however,
    long for the forbidden, and the more extreme Tops dream about finding
    a bottom who consents to being flogged anywhere, even in the
    proscribed zones. Similarly, the most extreme bottoms take an odd
    pride in their lack of limitations. Once we understand this sexual
    dynamic, we can better understand why the flagellation in “Passion”
    builds to a climactic shot in which the flagrum cuts deep into the
    side of Jesus’ flesh. The camera records this blow in clear,
    pornographic detail. Jesus reacts with an agony tinged with ecstasy.

    A few subs dreamily consider extending their suffering to its logical
    conclusion — the final submission. The Gospel story has spawned many
    a necro-erotic vision; a few underground BDSM clubs have featured live
    crucifixions. These extreme sexual fantasies, founded on guilts and
    self-hatreds many share but few confess, may well be the hidden source
    for orthodox Christianity’s barbaric theology of blood substitution
    and human sacrifice to appease a primitive deity.

    When Gibson’s lifeless Jesus receives the spear in the side, resulting
    in a (Biblically justifiable) gusher of blood and liquid, a Roman
    soldier gets sprayed in the face. Anyone one who has ever watched an
    adult video will recognize this moment as the film’s cum shot.

    Having spent himself on Golgotha, Gibson cannot bother with the
    entombment, the anointing, the garden encounter, the angels in the
    tomb or the other details of the Resurrection. The empty tomb doesn’t
    arouse him. The Ascension bores him. Mary Magdalene? Pheh. She’s so
    vanilla.

    Now we know why Gibson gave his film a title with an obvious double
    meaning. Now we know the reason for his well-known discomfort with
    homosexuality. Now we know why images of torture permeate so many of
    his films.

    Even Bill O’Reilly’s recent television interview with the fidgety,
    manic Gibson inadvertently revealed this film-maker’s pathological
    masochism. My cathode ray tube has hosted few images more obscene than
    that of Mel Gibson whining about the sufferings and persecutions he
    has undergone. In a world teeming with unfortunates beset by genuine
    poverty and oppression, this widely-loved, world-famous
    mega-millionaire has the audacity to claim HE is the one undergoing
    “persecution” — simply because some people dared to criticize his
    movie. What stupefying audacity!

    Gibson carried this audacity to further heights when he spoke of
    loving his persecutors. In doing so, he displayed an obnoxious
    condescension — but he also let us glimpse a carefully occulted
    truth. On a certain plane, he does indeed love his persecutors. Or
    rather: He loves the idea of being persecuted.

    Gibson has bragged about the fact that, on screen, his is the hand
    that drives the first nail. We are told that he made this gesture to
    emphasize his own sense of sin. Yes, Mel, we know. You’ve been a bad
    boy. You’ve been a VERY bad boy.

    – Martin Cannon

    (This text, if unaltered, can be reproduced anywhere.)

  • The cum shot was obvious, but before that happens, what really finalized my position on this film is when the whole movie completely stops, putting the crucifixion on narrative hold, so a crow can land on the thief’s cross and peck out his eyes.

    Now, up to this point, we’ve seen flesh ripped open by scourge, we’ve seen thorns embedded in flesh, we’ve seen nails hammered into quivering hands. But we don’t actually see the crow pluck the eyes out of the thief’s face, at least not in the way we saw all the other things. It’s a tight, confusing edit that only implies the act. After all, it would just be too gruesome for plain viewing, wouldn’t it? An act of sadistic power by man is worth seeing in full view, but an act of sadistic retribution by God (in the form of a crow; the thief was mocking Jesus. This isn’t in the Bible, BTW) is too much to bear.

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