March 19, 2003

  • I know that you, my loyal readers, are concerned about ordinary foodstuffs which are named after those traitorous French. You’d rather have a ‘freedom fry’ than a ‘French fry,’ wouldn’t you? You heard that the US congress lunch room has changed the names of some foods that reflect their shameful ‘Old Europe’ heritage, and you want to follow suit.

    But how?

    Don’t worry! Star Spangled Ice Cream is here! You can pay only $76 for four quarts of crappy ice cream with jingoistic logos printed right on the container! Updates of old favorites, such as ‘I Hate The French Vanilla,’ and ‘Iraqi Road’ won’t last long in your freezer, especially after the terrorist attacks!

    Don’t delay. Order today.

Comments (3)

  • PFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!

    So Napoleanic icecream is out too?  I mean, he was French, but he was probably as ruthless as anyone in the administration now!

  • Mail order fucking ice cream? What a sad statement on the state of our society.

    Yeah, OK, the logos are lame too.

  • Ewwwwwww.

    Well then, I’ll have French Vanilla, Belgian Chocolate, Danish Delight, and a pint of Canadian Maple Nut ice cream, please.

    And make that a double order, will you?

    Oh, and I’d like French Fries with that!

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