January 15, 2003

• If You’re Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
  
  If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
  If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
  If the terrorists are Saudi,
  And your alibi is shoddy,
  And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
  Bomb Iraq.
  
  If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
  If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
  If your father you must please,
  And you think that SUVs,
  Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
  Then bomb Iraq.
  
  If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
  If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
  If you think that might makes right,
  And burning oil is a delight,
  Then for the empire you must fight,
  So bomb Iraq.
  
  If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
  If we think that someone’s dissed us, bomb Iraq.
  So to hell with the inspections,
  Let’s look tough for the elections,
  Close your mind and take directions,
  Bomb Iraq.
  
  If your corporate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq.
  If your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq.
  If your politics are sleazy,
  And concealing it ain’t easy,
  And your lawyer’s getting queasy,
  Bomb Iraq.
  
  Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
  For our power knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
  Disagree and we’ll shout ‘Treason!’,
  It’s the ‘Make War, Not Love’ season,
  Even if we have no reason,
  Bomb Iraq.
  

  • 12:46 pm
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