Hahaha! I HAD to find a mirror site just so I could keep going! This reminds me of an old Apple sound card I had that went in an Apple ][e from Applied Engineering. It could read text back to you, so we began typing slang into it; when we got around to the word ‘shithead’ it pronouced it (and this is difficult to describe because it’s still typed out) Shith-ead, actually pronouncing the ‘th’ as a phonetic. I’m shutting up before I really date myself..