September 7, 2001

• The Cult Of Homer
  
  This week’s Free Will Astrology for Sagittarius:
  
  Have you ever considered starting your own religion or think tank or publication? Have you ever dreamed of appearing on all of the televisions in the world simultaneously and delivering a stirring speech (translated into 122 languages) entitled “Be Like Me!”? The next few weeks would be a favorable time to get started on an epic scheme like this, or on any other vast, multi-pronged conspiracy that would take many years of careful yet uninhibited planning to carry out. I’m telling you, Sagittarius, your biorhythms are practically begging you to entertain fantasies of wielding fantastic power–especially the kind that would help and inspire many people.
  
  Given this liscense by someone whose sage wisdom I respect (and like to dance to), the next week will be dedicated to The Cult Of Homer.
  
  You will begin to see why you should be just like me, and you’ll also understand why you’ll fail miserably if you even try, but you’ll only understand after you’ve made the effort.
  
  You will be seduced by the light side, the dark side, the inside and the outside. You will bounce off the Homeric Buddhafield of Snarky Love and that bounce will take you high enough to catch a glimpse of all that you could be, if only you filled my moccasins.
  
  Questions answered. Love offerings accepted. Aim to please, shoot to kill.

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