It’s 1985. I just got out of a psychiatric hospital. No, really. Free of the structure of the hospital, I’m unfocused, unable to set out on my own, unable to stay where I am, so I settle. I settle for whatever independence I can find, and that’s at night, driving around alone.
In 1985, I was a fan of Pink Floyd (and I suppose I still am, sort of), especially since at that point they weren’t really putting out anything. I was up-to-date. I had kept up with their various solo projects. And one night, while I was driving around, wasting gas at 11PM cruising up highway 6 from Sugarland back to my part of town, the radio told me something I didn’t know: Pink Floyd’s drummer, Nick Mason, had joined up with one of the 10cc guys to form Mason+Fenn, and they had put out a record called ‘Profiles.’ Mason and Fenn were doing a promotional tour, interviewing DJs, talking about this material as if it really mattered, and playing some of the tracks. So I went and got it the next day.
It didn’t amount to much, in and of itself. The importance given to these things is always disproportionate when you’re young, when you’re depressed and alienated, when you want anything at all to matter. So this album mattered. It’s basically a series of jams with some structure. There are a couple of real songs, no doubt to make Columbia Records’ A&R guy happy; something to sell on the radio. Truthfully, it’s little better than canned music. I mean, it’s nice and stuff, but listening with more sophisticated ears, there’s little else beyond all the cool musical technology of 1985 (drum machines, Simmons drums, the Yamaha DX7). An enjoyable listen, but don’t listen too closely.
There’s a very specific memory associated with this album. I put it on a cassette tape, opposite (I think) ‘Wish You Were Here.’ I bet I still have that tape somewhere, and could dig it up and know for sure. But this is me letting myself get off track. I had it on tape, and I would drive around. A lot. A whole lot. I’d drive to Galveston just to drive there. I’d drive to Austin (six hours round trip). Different tapes became associated with different drives, providing the soundtrack to my pseudo-independence.
‘Profiles’ was for driving up Eldridge to Clay, and then west across to Barker-Cypress and back to I-10 for the flip back home. Sometimes it was north on Gessner, and then across Clay to Eldridge. So one of two loops that involved Eldridge.
There’s a dam that runs across west Houston, and acts as flood prevention. Eldridge runs right through the middle of the no-man’s-land behind the dam that was flooded half the time. The road was in poor condition, and people went to dump their refrigerators and old sofas. It was like a video game driving there, which was no doubt one of the attractions.
And one night, it was raining, and I was in my little Japanese econobox with sports-car pretensions, and I was listening to Mason+Fenn, and I ran off the road into the ditch. Only I didn’t run off the road, I pulled the handbrake and skidded into the ditch. And I’ll never really know why, but I did. Completely unconscious. I found I had driven into the ditch, and noticed the handbrake, and then remembered that I had pulled it.
And this is the mystery that comes to mind while listening to Mason+Fenn’s ‘Profiles.’
I was fine, the car was fine, some guy stopped and had one of the earliest portable phones known to man, and my dad and brother came and pulled the car out of the muck. I told them I swerved to miss a… well, I guess a squirrel or a rabbit or something.
So how can I possibly let go of this LP?
The other tape associated with Eldridge was a mix tape that contained Rush’s ‘Red Barchetta.’





