Month: November 2006

  • Cougar Mountain

    Writing assignment #1.

    Overheard at the bus stop:

    “They’ve got cougars in Issaquah. This is my neighbor… She tells me all about this stuff. She’s kinda maybe crazy or something. Well, just a little. She told me that the animal control people come out and tell her that there’s nothing they can do unless the animal is trapped or hurt or something, because they’re not hunters or anything.”

    “Did the cougars hurt anybody?”

    “Oh, no. Just that she hears them at night. Which is strange, because they’re not very noisy, ya know? She finds the paw prints by the stream in her backyard.”

    A long silence.

    “Cougar Mountain.”

    “What?”

    “Cougar Mountain. It’s just east of Issaquah. Used to be some mines on it, and then some gun emplacements during World War Two. Imagine Issaquah as the place where the US took a stand against the Japanese after Seattle had fallen.”

    They laugh.

    “Yeah, so now people hike all over it. It’s surrounded by subdivisions. Cougar Mountain’s cougars are invading.”

    Another long silence.

    “When is that bus supposed to arrive, again?”

  • Writing Assignment

    I’ve done this a few times before here…

    I need a writing assignment. Name three things that must be included in a story.

    Please.

    I’ll get to as many as I can.

    Also: Bob Harris runs it down for you.

  • Stem Cells

    If you have a religious basis for objecting to stem cell research, here’s something to consider: The blind will see again.

  • Dancing In The Interwebs

    I’d like to link to the fine folks at the National Humanities Center, mostly because they like my photography.

    The educational material containing my photo isn’t live yet, but I’ll link when it is.

    They’re a private non-profit that makes humanities curricula. My photo will be in a teacher’s resource about French explorer La Salle’s doomed foray onto the Texas Gulf Coast.

  • Don’t Play Chess With Karl Rove

    Dude’s exceptionally good at using what’s given him to command the news cycle. Better a story about Rummy being kicked out than a story about victorious Democrats.

    If the Dems hadn’t succeeded as well as they did, would Rummy be resigning? Of course not.

  • Vote

    See this?

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    This is an Iraqi woman who just voted.

    See this?

    That One Party

    This is Fox News having trouble stating the obvious. (via David Neiwert)

  • On Boulder…

    About this time of year, every year, I ponder what it might be like to live somewhere else. Seattle is nice for a lot of things, but the rain… The rain…

    The rain….

    Anyway. Outdoor Magazine has this to say about Boulder, CO, a place I’ve investigated living:

    But what’s it like to live here? Well, Boulder exudes a unique blend of over-the-top liberalism and extreme fitness. How to describe it… If Lance Armstrong and Amy Goodman had a love child, the prodigy would drive his Audi A4 to Boulder, buy a Maverick to decorate the roof rack, and then not ride the $5,000 bike because he didn’t want to encroach upon mountain lion habitat. Are you feeling the zeitgeist? [..]

    Need more telling details? The Dunkin’ Donuts went out of business, but the oxygen bar next door to the gay-and-lesbian bookstore seems to be doing well. The panhandlers on the Pearl Street Mall sport $70 sandals and pull in upwards of 25 bucks an hour. Did anybody mention that the median sale price of a home here is $525,000? That’s $302,000 more than the national figure. The best don’t come cheap. If that’s too pricey for you, maybe you should check out Burlington or Santa Fe. Oh, right: bad sushi.

    This is so spot-on as to be unbelievable.

    I’m still considering the area, though. Up in the mountains closer to Nederland might be more my speed (and price range). Other contenders are the podunk Owens, CA (east side of the Sierras, home to Galen Rowell), Idaho Falls, ID (couple hours to either the Yellowstone plateau or the Sawtooths. What can I say?), Missoula, MT (same deal, except with Glacier and the Bitterroots, plus liberalism).

    Of course, if the goal is to avoid adverse weather, then I should just move to LA. Maybe San Louis Obispo.

    And speaking of Galen Rowell… He’s on my wish list. My Amazon.com Wish List

  • A travelogue of a trip from Guelph, ON to Victoria, BC in a 1978 VW Westfalia Bus.