January 1, 2006

• I think 2006 is the year Homer starts playing to his strengths. Maybe I'll start listing them later.

  In the meantime, I have a couple of wads of mucous living in my eustacian tubes. It's kind of a relief not to be able to hear anything; I can't hear the interstate a mile away, or my parents watching TV in the next room, but I sure hope these headslugs leave soon.

  I'm eagerly awaiting that moment when there'll be some frothy popping sounds, and then a final schlurp and my hearing will return.

  Yay.

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