About a week ago, I went up to Snoqualmie, in hopes of finding something to photograph that wasn’t obscured by super-thick fog. By the time I found something, it was dark, and I was enjoying listening to a radio show (Open Source, I think), so I never took the picture. But that’s beside the point. Yes, I can be a lazy sumbich. Let’s move on… 
Before I was distracted by Chris Lydon, I got to Snoqualmie via the little road that runs up the Snoqualmie River. I say ‘up’ because the river runs through a gorge between Snoqualmie and Fall City, and the road has to go up to the rim of this gorge.
And you might ask: What happens when you combine the Snoqualmie River and Fall City? Yes, you get Snoqualmie Falls. The head of the gorge is a tremendous waterfall, seen at least once weekly on national television in the ’90s during the title sequence for ‘Twin Peaks.’
The falls are real, and the Great Northern is actually there, only it’s called Salish Lodge. There’s a nice park on the eastern side of the gorge, where you can walk down an asphalt path, past a gift shop and snack bar, to an overlook.
And that’s exactly what I did the other night, in fog that was so thick you couldn’t see 15 feet in front of your face. If you ever want to approximate what it would be like to be blind, without actually having to hold your eyes closed for long periods of time, this is how to do it.
The roar grew louder and louder the closer I got. It’s winter, so there’s rain and snowmelt. Loud. Very loud. Maybe seeing the waterfall makes the sound seem less consequential… Finally I stood at the precipice, leaning against the railing, my whole field of vision occupied by a dull white fog. I seemed to be hovering, as if I had already climbed over the railing and jumped off, only to find that I didn’t fall.
And the roar filled the chasm, definitely coming from the left somewhere, falling from up and landing to down. But maybe… Maybe it was ten times more roar than I’d ever heard there before. Maybe the whole town of Snoqualmie was being washed downstream. Maybe the townspeople were drowning there, unseen in the foggy white void, their cries drowned by the roar as surely as their bodies were drowned by the water. Maybe…
Two guys showed up. They looked at me like I was from outerspace for enjoying myself. Which might be the case. One held a camera, and hurriedly took a flash picture of the other one standing at the rail. Then he said, “Ok? Good enough? Did I tell you? Can we go now?”