September 25, 2004

  • Today’s award for most evocative random subject line in an unsolicited email goes to:

    for Lizy! .. (the thoughts of dwelling with beasts or devils, to whose )

    Not only does this entry give the appearance of being literate, it was sent to me by someone called Gutteral R. Puddings. Gutteral, you are a genius!

    Note also the increasing frequency of subjects like ‘George Bush Is A Liar,’ which turn out to be ads for Xanax. A small irony which I duly appreciate.

    Previous ‘winners:’

    Re: Gavel Uterus

    And:

    Millard, How Could You Do This?

Comments (5)

  • Sounds harsh.

  • I had a link to a weird random name generator, but, well, I should look it back up…

  • Why doesn’t Bush do something about SPAM?

  • Gavel Uterus!  That’s my vote.

    I still like all the e-mails along the line of “shatter her love tunnel with your enormous johnson.”  Because the word “shatter” is so romantic and erotic. 

  • You know I’ve never noticed just how creative they’ve gotten with those things…a few even got me to open them thinking they were real mail. Thank you for opening my eyes

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