As part of my newfound self-respect, I’ve been cleaning out my storage unit. Over the course of the last few days, I’ve been hauling a box or two back to the house and going through it, tossing out crap I don’t need, and keeping what’s essential.
Today was the day I found my old microcassette recorder and a bunch of tapes for it. Some of them are from my old answering machine. Naturally, the first one I put in to listen to was this one…
Once upon a time, I lived in a really cool apartment near downtown Houston. Travis and McGowen. A lovely old place that might still be on the Houston historic places register. Basically it was built in the 30s (I think), and so therefore is ancient relative to Houston. Maybe it got torn down for the new light rail, though. I dunno.
I lived with a manic depressive named Darek. We eventually had a horrible spat, mostly because he’s insane, in a clinical sense. I sure can pick ‘em. One night we were up on the roof of the building, ostensibly having a discussion about how to reconcile our differences. That was my goal, at least. His was to provoke me, which he did with great effect. I slapped that twerp, because someone needed to.
That night I was out, sleeping in my old bedroom at my parents’ house. Defeated and dejected in every sense. So I called over to let Darek know I was coming to get my stuff. My big burly brother was kind enough to go along, as well, toward whatever eventuality. I called once in the AM, and then once at noon. And you can listen to what I said, simply by clicking here (warning: it’s a little loud). The answering machine was mine, so I got it back, tape inside.
It’s not inflammatory or anything. In fact it’s kind of boring and stupid. But I include it here in the spirit of uploading one’s life to the internet. 
What’s worth noting, however, is that the first part of my call has been recorded over with a hangup. And I remember the very first time I heard this tape, I instantly realized that he had gone to a neighbor’s house and called in, just to have a hangup recorded over my voice on that machine. That’s just how it would have happened with Darek.