Month: April 2004

  • This is an exercise, not a finished product. Thanks to everyone for the suggestions. I chose to go with Tej’s assignment because I didn’t want to write about life-changing events or do any of the more writing-exercize-y writing exercises. And mostly because I was going to go to a busy intersection and sit by a big window and eat a sandwich anyway.

    “And it’s OK
    For the setting sun
    Will color everything around you gold.”
    –Andy Partridge/XTC

    Off Leash

    Busy urban streetcorner. Cars seem to fly through the intersection and busses chug by like tugboats on wheels. Everything’s lit from the side in the early evening. A mass of chaotic motion, people dragging long shadows over each other, cars about to fall into the abyss of shadow in front of them.

    The sound of traffic is the externalized internal dialogue of all the drivers and passengers and pedestrians. It’s a crazy vocal mob scene but no one’s talking. A dozen or so people waiting for the bus at the stand; their eyes full of internally-recited lists, plans for when they get home, checklists of things to get at the grocery store, re-enactments of today’s minor embarrassments and joys, the not-really-blank blank stare, avoiding eye contact with their fellow riders. Somehow these stories end up emanating from cars going by, audible to those who know how to decode it.

    From time to time one steps out of the shadow and into the glare, holding up a hand to shade the eyes, gazing due west, straight into the setting sun, anticipating the approach of transit. No luck. Back to the retinal safety of shade.

    Traffic, traffic. Traffic. The bus eventually comes, each edged detail spattered with golden sunlight or severe shade. Or both. The riders pile on.

    Then, a strange synchronicity. At the exact instant the bus pulls away, an older man with an aluminum walking cane comes around the corner toward the bus stop. Also, at that exact instant, there is no more traffic. All the lights turned red, perhaps, or everyone just gave up trying to get home. The streets are strangely empty of traffic, just for this moment in time.

    The man has a dog with him, off leash. Neither looks like they’re actually trying to get anywhere. Both are worn down by age.

    Dog’s coat reflecting golden sunlight like ripples in a pond. Except for the gray parts, the slow parts, the sag. He’s sniffing the bushes planted along the sidewalk. The man wanders on, ignoring the dog’s dalliance.

    He’s framed in the light. Wispy hair and pale skin with halo.

    He keeps his own pace in the awkward stillness of the rush-hour city block. In his own time, he gets to the next corner and rounds it. It’s not an accomplishment, not a goal. Not even all that notable. He just goes round it. He doesn’t even look back for the dog, who is still making his way from shrub to shrub. Once the man has made the corner, however, the dog abandons the fascinating scents and, at his own pace, makes it around the corner.

    And, of course, just then, traffic has returned with a roar.

  • I need a writing assignment.

    Please suggest. Results posted here.

  • Linkage:

    Electrolite:

    For instance, contrary to what this guy seems to think, I’m not even remotely interested in avoiding “offending the right”. Quite the contrary, I’m entirely opposed to the kind of hand-wringing calls for cultural and political “civility” that always seem to presuppose that if the rest of us were just nicer to the wingers and fundamentalists, they’d be nice to us right back. No they wouldn’t. We’re clear on that.

    Adbusters’ Guide To The Media Landscape, and timeline of American expansionism, 1801-2004 (both require Flash). God bless those commie Canuks!

  • You know what really sucks about spam? I mean, there’s all that stuff you already know, like that it clogs up email servers and wastes lots of resources. And that people get conned by things like the Nigerian scam.

    But there’s something else.

    I use Apple’s Mail application for my email, and it has a pretty sophisticated Bayesian spam filter. That means it looks at each word in the email and compares it to two databases, one of words that occur in spam, and another of words that occur in non-spam emails. This comparison results in a score, and all the scores of all the words are averaged. This average determines if the email is marked as a spam or not.

    And what’s sad about it is this: I just looked at my spam in-box, and it contained (among many others) an email with the single word ‘Flourspar’ as its subject. Flourspar is a lovely word, and I’d be very, very happy to get an email from someone with that subject. But from now on, forever and ever, such emails will be increasingly graded as spam. And why? Because some spammer thinks that he can fool my email program by using obscure words.

    I love obscure words. I live for obscure words. I love finding a word I don’t know and looking it up and unlocking the meaning of what someone has written. But now that’s all spam.

  • If I had cable TV, I’d sit around in the sofa all day waiting for The Daily Show to come on. Thankfully, they have streaming webcasts (a term that always sounds euphemistic).

    I’m currently diggin’ on this clip, where Corddry interviews a ‘high volume email deployer.’ Oh, and Lewis Black and the FCC.

  • Cool thing: The USGS National Map

    It has an interactive mode where you can zoom in on things like places you wouldn’t mind ending up this summer:

  • Retinal Damage

    “Staring at the son”

  • I recently had reason to think about Crash Worship. And so here’s a link to some of their stuff. Start here if you have no idea.

  • Woke up today to discover that earlier today there was an organized moment of silence throughout Israel, in memory of the holocaust in Germany during WWII.

    This comes just a few days after Israeli forces bombed the Palestinian Hamas leader. Which is pretty fucking ironic if you ask me.

    And there’s all that furor about Bob Woodward’s new book, which makes some pretty strong statements, though those statements aren’t all that surprising if you’ve been following the story with any effort at all. The only really surprising allegation is that Bush and a Saudi Arabian prince colluded to fix gas prices so he could win the election, which is a pretty big allegation.

    Don’t look for an impeachment, though. Don’t look for anything. Just look for Bush to continue to run his election and then a close vote in November. That’s what’ll happen. See, when you’re a Democrat and you have an extramarital affair, it’s worth upsetting the stability of the US government. But if you’re a Republican and you rig oil prices so you’ll win an election, then it’s better to let the last ~200 days of the term run out, for the good of the war-time nation.