Month: December 2003

  • So I’m putting together two perfect playlists, one about the future and one about death, and the gnutella search oracle provided me with a great, great song: ‘Bright Future In Sales,’ by Fountains of Wayne.

    Where did these Fountains of Wayne folks come from, and why haven’t I heard about them before? They do sly songs about being an office manager or sitting in traffic, that walk a fine line between celebrating the American middle class way of life and mocking it. The songwriting is excellent; ‘Bright Future In Sales’ is clever enough to be the perfect radio pop song, except the chorus has the s-word in it (“I’m gonna get my shit together/Cuz I can’t live like this forever…”), guaranteeing it’ll never be played on the radio. Much like the main character of the song, who will never truly succeed in sales because he drinks in order to mask his total apathy.

  • This was going to be a comment on my last ‘blog entry, about the capture of Hussein, but I decided to promote it to full-fledged ‘blog entry.

    Sadzi responded thusly:

    “Yeah, we probably shoulda just let him run free.  The Iraqi people don’t deserve freedom from him, right?  (Eyeroll)  Some folks can find a downside in ANY fucking thing.”

    Sadzi: I was saying the Iraqi people deserved freedom from Hussein back in the 80s, when certain conservatives posting to Houston-area BBSes were saying I was naive to believe it was an issue that people like Donald Rumsfeld were over there making deals with the guy.

    Now that it’s politically expedient, however, you’re all over me for not caring enough about something that’s been an important issue to me for almost a couple of decades. I was saying at the time that US foreign policy in that region was setting us up for a shocker, and that’s exactly what happened. And guess what? Our behavior in dealing with Hussein after his capture is another set-up… Will it be a set-up for joy and happiness? Or will it be a set-up for continued conflict and chaos? The Bush administration seems to be choosing the latter (assuming it has enough collective intelligence to understand that it’s even making that choice in the first place).

    We’ve had reports that entire Iraqi towns have been surrounded with razor wire. US forces have been kidnapping the families of key players in order to blackmail and collect intel. We’ve bombed towns flat in retaliation for one or two soldiers being killed. This doesn’t look like freedom for Iraqis, does it? It doesn’t help them trust us to set up a good government for them, does it?

    The fact is that the entire Iraqi invasion is a long string of policy errors beginning with the PNAC, through the Bush Doctrine, and up to the present day, and bad decisions beginning with Bush’s call for regime change without having built up an international coalition, up to the present day. The capture of Hussein justifies none of this.

    If it turns out that the insurgents in Iraq were really supporting Hussein, then that problem should go away to some large degree, and when that happens, we’ll know if it mattered or not that Hussein was still alive.

    Which is what I said in my ‘blog. So when you’re ready to quit finding the negative in every little thing, come back and talk.

  • Regarding the recent capture of Saddam Hussein:

    In a week or so, we’ll know if he was masterminding the Iraqi resistance. My bet is that he wasn’t; he was hiding in a spider-hole with 3/4 million dollars for gosh-sakes.

    The real comedy here is that the official statement is that he’ll face trial in Iraq. From the CPA? From the new Iraqi democracy? Will we hold him in Guantanamo until Iraq has a court system? And here’s the kicker: There are war crimes he could be charged with, but the US says he’ll be tried for crimes against Iraqis, so no extradition to the Hague.

  • FreeGeek refurbishes old computers, installs Linux on them, and gives them away.

    Rawk.

  • I made it to Seattle, finally and for a while. My little house was cold as the proverbial witch’s tit (though I’ve known a few witches and none of them have cold tits). My little car was so happy to see me, it wouldn’t start! And me without a battery charger…

    It’s funny that the first thing I did after getting back was light a fire in the fireplace. Even before turning up the thermostat, and even before unpacking the laptop.

    Then, later, when it was time to go get something to eat, the car wouldn’t start, so Mad Pizza to the rescue. Here I sit munching snobbish pizza, scanning gnutella for old music.

    At the moment I’m listening to something I found: The Tubes’ ‘Tip Of My Tongue,’ which is what you get when you take The Tubes, David Foster, and the Earth Wind and Fire horns, and give them studio time. Note the bridge.. every David Foster production has a weird break like that, but few are as funky. This song, and the album it comes from, remind me of something very specific: Going to the Smoky Mountains with my parents and my brother-in-law’s little brother Jeff. There were two tapes in that car that summer, The Tubes ‘Outside Inside,’ and Styx’ ‘Kilroy Was Here.’

    On reflection, I don’t know how my parents managed to survive the musical tastes of two goofy teenagers in the early 80s. Imagine you’re my parents and you’re driving through Georgia in a Toyota Tercel with two teenagers, and you encounter these lyrics: “Never been too cunning/I’m no linguist/But I can tell you this… My heart speaks but the words play/On the tip of my tongue/And no matter what my lips say/You are still the only one.”

    And ‘Tip Of My Tongue’ follows… the ‘Wild Women Of Wongo.’

  • More software reviews:

    disclabel rocks my world.

    It’s the only Mac-oriented CD label artwork layout tool thingie that’s worth a shit. For real. You deleted the rest, now try the best.

  • I’m still in Houston. I really want to leave, too, because this place is bad for the soul.

    To be Houstonian is to be in a car. Without a car, you might as well not exist.

    On more than a few days, I’ve walked over to the nearby shopping center, and every time I go there I marvel at how auto-centric it is. There aren’t even sidewalks. It’s supposed to be a neighborhood shopping center, but if you want to walk from one side of it to another, you have to dodge traffic in the parking lot. The traffic lights have walk/don’t walk lights, and buttons you can push to tell the light to change for you, but where there should be sidewalks, there’s a brick pseudo-rustic retaining wall with plantings behind. You have to be in the street to get to the button.

    I think today I’ll just walk down the middle of the street and sneer at people who honk their horn at me.

    In other news, there’s now a huge pile of antique silver and crystal on my parents’ dining room table. It almost glows in the dark. Grandma ended up with a pile three times this size, and it amazes me that she could fit it all in her little apartment.

    I helped mom polish a little of it, and we went through the some antique silver books, trying to find maker’s marks and so forth. Some of it is quite old; old enough that it should be kept in a lock box in a bank vault. Silversmiths have all kinds of strange codes for when something was made, who made it, what city they were in, how pure the silver is, and so forth. For instance, English silversmiths have more coat-of-arms-like marks, while Americans just stamp their name into the silver; a cultural difference that seems obvious in retrospect.

    Before long, I’ll have amassed such expertise that I’ll be one of those guys on the Antiques Roadshow that tells you your cherished antique is worthless. What fun!

  • I don’t want to give the wrong impression: I like to hear my dad talk about the stuff he’s interested in. It’s much more worthwhile than just chatting about the weather or some other irrelevancy. Nerds rule the world, and my dad’s a nerd.

    Also, he saw my last ‘blog, and noted two things: 1) Cataract, not glaucoma. ‘Blog edited. 2) He’s in geology because, apparently, chicks dig it!

  • Made it to Texas with my parents. I drove most of the way, except for about 60 miles near Little Rock, Arkansas where I was just worn out.

    Originally, I was going to accompany them back to TX because dad had rented a UHaul that would be full of furniture, but then both he and mom got sick from food poisoning, so he sent my brother and his stepson off in the rental truck, while I helped nurse them back to health. When we finally set off to for Texas, sufficiently healthy to make the drive, my mom tactfully reminded me that my dad is having cataract problems in one eye. So I drove and drove and drove.

    My dad’s a geologist and ornithologist, so there’s always something to see and talk about along the roadside. Did you know that Nashville, Tennessee, is on a geologic dome formation, but that the underlying local limestone is quite porous and has eroded away over thousands of years, leaving Nashville in more of a bowl-type formation? And did you know that the South Harpeth river meanders far and wide within its valley, in one place making a two mile loop that comes back to within 300 yards of the previous meander, and that some industrious soul drilled a tunnel between the streambeds at this point and used the difference in water pressure to power a steel mill in 1818?

    Now you do.