November 22, 2003

  • I got an email from:

    From: "Amelia G. Holley"
    Subject: p'lea"se yo:ur ,gi:rlf,rei;nd eedjmptch

    I'm sorry.. Could you repeat that? 'Plea se yourgi lf rei nd. EEEDimptch!' What's that you're saying? 'Pliezure grill fiend! Eeed imp tch!' Pardon me... What?

    These spammers... They think they can get by the filter with their too-much-punctuation subject lines. But then they present one with an image like this:

    "VPRX Oil is a brand new topical lubricant designed to immediately increase the power and size of your erections"

    Ok, size I can understand. But power? What does that mean? Does it mean my blood pressure will rise such that I'm like Pinnochio telling lies?

    "- Double-Strength Orgasms"

    DOUBLE STRENGTH?? What the hell? Will I have a seizure or something? Is this related to the 'power' claim above? Or does it simply mean that both you and your partner will have orgasms, as opposed to your usual lame-ass selfish skill in bed?

    Why are we so ignorant about sex in this culture?

Comments (4)

  • Dude, you don't know about The Power?? You are *seriously* missing out.

    ok, not really.

  • Is that a rhetorical question?

    --End of Line--

  • Because it's supposed to be taboo, we don't communicate enough about it instead it is being dangled as the elusive, provocative act without the manual so to speak.

  • you mean people actually read their spam?

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